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“May your Thanksgiving Day be full of excitement… except for a couple of hours in there when you want to take a nap.” Related: 150+ Best Thanksgiving Memes | Funny, Dirty, Clean, Thankful | 2022 “Hope your relatives stay relatively sober and relatively non-political this Thanksgiving.” Eat up all that you can on this Thanksgiving, it’s a feast!” “Hope your Thanksgiving Day is full of fun, food, family, and most importantly, football.” “I hope your Thanksgiving table is full of your favorite food and surrounded by your favorite people.” “I was going to wish you a Happy Turkey Day, but I didn’t want to use any fowl language.” “People who love to eat are always the best people.” Funny Thanksgiving Message To Friends 2022 “Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas, except you don’t get any presents for holding in your familial rage.” Julia Child Related: 100+ Emotional Thanksgiving Messages, Wishes & Quotes for Family & Friends 2022 “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” Erma Bombeck “I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food.” Howie Mandel “After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” Oscar Wilde “Thanksgiving-when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.” Melanie White “You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” Jay Leno “Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863.” “Pie makes everybody happy.” Laurie Halse Anderson Related: 100+ Funny Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids Will Gobble Up | Turkey Puns | 2022 I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?” Erma Bombeck “What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day when no one diets. “Thanksgiving Day, man-not a good day to be my pants.” Kevin James “Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.” Nicole Hollander I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” Jim Davis “Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.” Charlie Brown “I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.” Michael Dresser “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” Robert Brault “I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.” Irv Kupcinet “A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.” Kin Hubbard “Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.” Tom Swyers “Coexistence: What the farmer does with the turkey-until Thanksgiving.” Mike Connolly It’s a national tradition.” Eric Samuel Timm “Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point. “If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken.” Ina Garten This is our destiny, this is our finest hour.” Lorelai Gilmore This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. Related: 200+ Funny Turkey Puns, Jokes & Riddles On Thanksgiving 2022 “Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.” Lindsey Bareham “It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.” Friends “We may not have it all together, but together, we have it all.”
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“Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter I hired to hold my place at the front of the Thanksgiving food line.” John Lyon